You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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