idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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