Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I have tasted many bathrooms
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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