all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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