And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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