I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
