Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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