if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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