fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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