we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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