seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
two words...techno handjob
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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