I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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