I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
