i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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