Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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