4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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