So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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