I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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