He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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