Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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