so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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