my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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