accomplished twins. life is a go
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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