And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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