omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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