roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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