He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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