More tranny stories later!
My friends, they love my intelligence
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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