:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I want a musical about memes.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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