No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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