My friends, they love my intelligence
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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