yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i barfeds in our rink
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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