Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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