i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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