My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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