Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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