it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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