Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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