HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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