Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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