he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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