they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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