i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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