I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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