doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just found a bag of teeth...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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