Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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