She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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