You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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