Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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