i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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